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An Irish
Observance of Lent, Unknown
[Updated]
Short (i.e.,
not long)
Jokes, Various
Political Science, Unknown
Old Jack Russell, Unknown
Hymn, Unknown
Friends, Unknown
Finklestein and Jesus, Unknown
Woman as Explained by Engineers (.pdf), Various
Senior Humor, Various
[Updated] Military Wisdom, Various
Best Singles Ad, Unknown
Nativity Scene, Unknown
[Updated] Overheard on Air Traffic Control Frequencies
Husband Store, Unknown
Physician Diagnoses, Unknown
Living Will, Unknown
Who Do You Marry, Unknown
Irish Ghost Story, Unknown
New Wal-Mart Greeter, Unknown
Giving Up Wine, Unknown
Letter from a Farm Kid, Unknown
What Do You Remember?, Various
Military Wisdom, Various
The Marine, Unknown
Getting Older, Various
Blonde Joke, Various
Ageless Wit, Various
Math Today, Unknown
Car Radio, Unknown
Ten Dollars, Unknown
Driving, Unknown
College Daze, Unknown
Grandkids, Unknown
Retirement, Unknown
Fishing, Unknown
Politicians, Unknown
Wisdom, Unknown
The Tomato Garden, Unknown
Munchies for Thought, Unknown
Republican or Democrat?, Unknown
Capitalism and Cows, Unknown
Old-fashioned Marriage, Unknown
Frenchisms, Various Authors
"The World According to Carlin", by George Carlin
"Did you hear the one about..." the Sunday
NYTimes
carrying a section called"Night Lines", quoting the likes of Jay
Leno, Conan O'Brien Jimmy Kimmel and Jon Stewart? (See Sunday,
July
17, 2005, Wk, p2). Very funny. One example from Jimmy
Kimmel: "Brad Pitt is in the hospital. Nurses say it's
not
anything serious, although just to be on the safe side, they've already
given him 11 sponge baths."
But that's nothing. I know a nurse (my wife)
who used to tell her young buck patients: "I'll wash down as far as
possible. I'll wash up as far as possible. You wash
'Possible'".
GS
What every Italian - American, and everyone with such a friend, knows
"Just what the doctor ordered"...and for all who like "black humor": see www.placebojournal.com
French Military Prowess Revisited
Art Linkletter used to say "People are
Funny".
That's not the entire story. See the article by Kenton Robinson
in
The Day (theday.com), Sunday, December 21, 2003, entitled: "Oh,
what a year it was" (Daybreak, pG1). Since we all belong to
the
same genus and species, these stories made me wince.
GS
Legalese Night Before Christmas
Secrets to a Great Relationship
"How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity"
Talk Show Hosts Regarding September 11, 2001
"Alco's Letter" as Reported by PhotoBay